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Chuck Norris: will he determine the winner of GER v. ESP?

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Thanks to my “Chuck Norris Facts” app, this occurred to me as a question. A few choice facts:

1. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
2. Chuck Norris once commented, “There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.”
3. Chuck Norris came before the egg and the chicken.
4. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That’s true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Written by sticksinthehead

7 July 2010 at 10:55 am

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